Super jokes!!

An Indian guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman" arrived at the New York airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities to call his name. He got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven't called his name yet. They said that they have been calling him for the 
last 2 hours as * * "Anotherman Superman" ....
Breaking News...!!! 20 million sales of idea connection increased only by a spelling mistake.. . . . The mistake was.. ''An Idea Can Change Your WIFE."
My healthcare plan is pretty simple. I’m covered as long as I stay healthy.
3 Fastest Means Of Communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-A-Women
Need More Faster?
Tell Her Not 2 Tell Any One......:-)
Fees maafi ke liye application-

To,
... The Principle,
High school
... ... Respected Sir,
Baat ye hai ki mere pitaji ne mujhe 500 Rs. diye the,
100 ki to dosto ke saath film dekh li,
150 ki canteen mein party,
50 ka girlfrnd ka rechrge karwaya,
aur 200 ki shart haar gya ki english wali madam ka chakkar maths wale sir ke sath chal rha hai, fir pta chala ki unka chakkar to aapke sath chal rha hai
.
Ab aapke paas 2 raaste hain "fees maaf" ya "raaz ka pardafash".

Aapka honhaar vidyarthi.